OK, so I guess we've teased this "Jessica burned the pigs" thing long enough. Here's the story, from Jessica's point of view:
When I was about 3 years old, we had a game called Pass The Pigs. We had a trinket box that had pennies, paper clips and 2 plastic pigs (the 3 P's). One day, I got out the trinket box and took it to the microwave. I put it in the microwave. I'm not sure why I did this, I was only 3 at the time. Then I started the microwave and heard a wierd noise. I left it and then my mom came into the kitchen and saw sparks in the microwave! She pulled out the box that now had 2 black pigs. When Dad got home that night, I said, "I burneded the pigs"
Dad's addendum: Needless to say Jessica is still not allowed to use the microwave...but we love her.
10 years ago